“And it upsets me that as I record this video #wewillalwayssupportyoujustin is trending on twitter. I wish all the people who were tweeting that right now would be forced to send a tweet to explain to Katie’s family in 140 characters or less why they would quote always support someone who would do something as fundamentally selfish as driving drunk.”
Two households, both alike in dignity, in Middle Earth, where we lay our scene From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal realms of these two foes A pair of star-cross’d brothers make their life Whose misadventure Sauron overthrows, And with his death, end their people’s strife. Their fearful passage, that shall death mark’d prove And the continuance of their parents’ rage Which but The One Ring’s end, naught could remove, Is now, like, twelve hours’ traffic of our stage; The which of you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
did you just rewrite shakespeare for lord of the rings and make it work better than the original
ENGLISH LITERATURE NERDGASM OF EPIC PROPORTION!
this thing is the best thing.
You’ll only understand this if you’ve watched/read the Hobbit